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09-10-2008, 10:59 AM
A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer
negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities
that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the
higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item
pays the $500 and takes it home. He presents it to his wife
and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for
him.
Upstairs, the wife thinks, 'I have an idea. It's so sheer
that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but
I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the
$500 refund for myself.'
So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd
at least iron it!'
He never heard the shot.
Funeral on Friday at Noon.
Closed coffin.
negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities
that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the
higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item
pays the $500 and takes it home. He presents it to his wife
and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for
him.
Upstairs, the wife thinks, 'I have an idea. It's so sheer
that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but
I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the
$500 refund for myself.'
So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd
at least iron it!'
He never heard the shot.
Funeral on Friday at Noon.
Closed coffin.