To Cuz and Shades

[CincinnatiKid]

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Michigan fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Michigan fans too.
Not really knowing what a Michigan fan was, but wanting to be liked by
their teacher, their hands fly into the air. There is, however, one exception.
A little girl named Jane has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I'm not a Michigan fan" she reports."
"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"
"I'm a proud Ohio State Buckeye Fan" the girl said.
The teacher is a little perturbed, her face slightly red. She asks Jane
why she is an Ohio State Fan.
"Well, my Dad and Mom are Buckeye fans, so I'm a Buckeye fan too," she responds.
The teacher is angry now. "That's no reason," she says loudly.
"What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot.
What would you be then?"
Jane smiles and says, "Then I'd be a Michigan fan."

[=OG=CuZ]

Two Ohio State football players were hootin' and hollerin' while partying on
campus when a bartender asked them why they were celebrating. The smart one
said proudly that they had just finished a jigsaw puzzle and it only took
them two months. "Two months?!" exclaimed the bartender. The Buckeye proudly
replied, "Yeah, the box said 4 - 6 years!"

[CincinnatiKid]

A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first
day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake
and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will
be to sweep out the store."

"But I'm a Michigan graduate," the young man replied
indignantly, "I even played football there!"
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager.
"Here, give me the broom - I'll show you how."

[CincinnatiKid]

A little boy and his mother were walking through a Michigan cemetery when they
came upon a headstone that read "Here lies a Michigan graduate and an
honest man." The little boy asked, "Mommy, why did they bury 2 people
in there?"

[CincinnatiKid]

Coaches Jim Tressel and Lloyd Carr are flying in a plane and it crashes.
Tragically, Jim Tressel dies, oh and, so does Lloyd Carr. They both get
to the pearly gates and St. Peter says "Come on in guys. I'll have some angels
show you to your new places."

Jim and Lloyd both go their separate ways and the angel taking Lloyd to his new place
shows it to him. Fuming, Lloyd starts yelling, "What's with this? I get this little
run-down leaky shack with broken windows and the paint peeling off the walls and Jim gets
the huge mansion with golden gates and OSU flags waving everywhere! I demand a place just
like his!" The angel, trying to calm Lloyd down says "Oh, that's not Jim's
place. It's God's."

[Shades]

lol that 1st one was funny.....good thing i am a buckeye fan :D

[=OG=CuZ]

Shades,

I'll stop by Friday after work and we should be in Virgina by Saturday morning. This will be just like the ending of the movie Step Brother. I'm going to T-Bag your guitar as well.

Cuz...

Cya soon!!!! :eek6:

[Shades]

lmao.....i be ready :yesnod: