A Funny

[Shades]

It is near the Christmas break of the school year.
The students have turned in all their work and
there is really nothing more to do. All the children
are restless and the teacher decides to have an
early dismissal.

Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask,
first and correctly can leave early today."

Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get
outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."

Teacher: "Who said 'Four score and seven years ago'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says,
"Abraham Lincoln."

Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."

Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

Teacher: "Who said 'I have a dream'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says,
"Martin Luther King."

Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

Johnny is even madder than before.

Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your
country can do for you'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy
says, "John F. Kennedy."

Teacher: "That's right Nancy , you may
also leave."

Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been
able to answer to any of the questions.

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says,
"I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"


The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"

[=OG=MAINEiac]

LOL....I bet if he hasn't said it..........He's thought it!

[=OG=Jonesy]

lol Poor old Tiger and not a ugly one in the bunch:lol:

[smith]

my friend told me that one i loved it! tiger wasnt smart to get married in the first place should have been like old Hue and never gotten married just had all the girls anyway:devil: